The ultimate Ethereum maxi, lives and breathes the blockchain. His wardrobe? ETH logo tees and hoodies. His coffee mug? Inscribed with "Vitalik is King." He’s on X daily, preaching Ethereum’s scalability and DeFi dominance, dismissing Bitcoin as "digital gold for boomers." Every dip in ETH’s price is a buying opportunity, and he’s staked his entire portfolio on Ethereum’s proof-of-stake future. Smart contracts are his gospel, and he’s convinced Ethereum will power the decentralized world. Doubters? He just sends them a link to the latest L2 rollout and smirks.